Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th May 2003

Dilbert//5145, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 17th May 2003

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management techniques existence of books which one read making mad trick

Official transcript

Dilbert raises his hand in a meeting and asks, "Question: How do you know which management technique works best?"

Dilbert continues, "Logically, doesn't the existence of thousands of management books show that no one knows what works best?"

The Boss responds, "The trick is knowing which one to read."

Dilbert responds, "Now you're just making me mad."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

QUESTION : HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUES WORK BEST?

LOGICALLY, DOESN'T THE EXISTENCE OF THOUSANDS OF MANAGEMENT BOOKS SHOW THAT NO ONE KNOWS WHAT WORKS BEST?

THE TRICK IS KNOWING WHICH ONE TO READ.

NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME MAD.

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