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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th May 2003

Dilbert//5145, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 17th May 2003


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management techniques existence of books which one read making mad trick


Official transcript

Dilbert raises his hand in a meeting and asks, "Question: How do you know which management technique works best?"

Dilbert continues, "Logically, doesn't the existence of thousands of management books show that no one knows what works best?"

The Boss responds, "The trick is knowing which one to read."

Dilbert responds, "Now you're just making me mad."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

QUESTION : HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUES WORK BEST?

LOGICALLY, DOESN'T THE EXISTENCE OF THOUSANDS OF MANAGEMENT BOOKS SHOW THAT NO ONE KNOWS WHAT WORKS BEST?

THE TRICK IS KNOWING WHICH ONE TO READ.

NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME MAD.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Management Techniques"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in 2003, humorously explores the concept of management techniques. The strip features Dilbert, a character known for his witty observations on office life, engaging in a conversation with his coworkers.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's Question: The comic begins with Dilbert asking his coworkers, "How do you know which management techniques work best?"
  • Coworker's Response: One of his coworkers responds with a logical yet sarcastic remark, "Logically, doesn't the existence of thousands of management books show that no one knows what works best?"
  • Dilbert's Realization: Dilbert then realizes that the trick to knowing which one to read is simply to make him mad.
  • Humor and Satire: The comic strip uses humor and satire to comment on the abundance of management books and the lack of consensus on effective management techniques.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that there is no one-size-fits-all approach to management, and that even with countless books on the subject, it's still unclear what works best. The strip's humor and satire make it relatable and entertaining for readers who have experienced the challenges of managing a team or organization.

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