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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th June 2003

Dilbert//5168, first published 23 years ago on Monday 9th June 2003


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highest profit margin entire industry not supposed to say customers


Official transcript

The Boss says in a meeting, "We have the highest profilt margin in our entire industy!"

Alice leans over and whispers something to The Boss. The Boss says, "Apparently I'm not supposed to say that in front of customers."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE HAVE THE HIGHEST PROFIT MARGIN IN OUR ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

APPARENTLY I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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