Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th June 2003

Dilbert//5169, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 10th June 2003

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wants a husbnd cooks and cleans raises kids pursue career total turn on lemon wedges

Official transcript

Alice says to Carol, "I want a husband who cooks and cleans and raises the kids while I pursue my career."

Alice continues, "To me, that sort of man would be a total turn-on."

A man wearing an apron approaches Alice and says, "Yoo-Hoo! Who likes lemon wedges?"

A heart floats above Alice's head.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT A HUSBAND WHO COOKS AND CLEANS AND RAISES THE KIDS WHILE I PURSUE MY CAREER.

TO ME, THAT SORT OF MAN WOULD BE A TOTAL TURNON.

YOO-HOO!

WHO LIKES LEMON WEDGES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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