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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th June 2003

Dilbert//5179, first published 23 years ago on Friday 20th June 2003


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worthless fat everyone participates


Official transcript

The Boss addresses a meeting, "How can we eliminate $200,000 of worthless fat?"

The Boss exclaims, "Wow! Every hand went up. I like it when everyone participates!"

The Boss is sitting at his desk. He says to Catbert, "So it turns out that it's better when no one participates."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW CAN WE ELIMINATE $200,000 OF WORTHLESS FAT?

Budger Pressure WOW! EVERY HAND WENT UP. I LIKE IT WHEN EVERYONE PARTICIPATES!

SO IT TURNS OUT THAT IT'S BETTER WHEN NO ONE PARTICIPATES.

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