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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st June 2003

Dilbert//5180, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 21st June 2003


Tags

employee of year awrd better luck next year jealousy unattractive


Official transcript

The Boss stands at a podium and says, "The 'Employee of the Year' Award goes to.. no one."

The Boss' voice continues, "Thanks for coming. Better luck next year."

Dilbert and Wally are walking out. Dilbert says, "It's not as bad as the time that you won it."

Wally responds, "Jealousy is unattractive."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE "EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR" AWARD GOES TO... NO ONE.

THANKS FOR COMING. BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR.

IT'S NOT AS BAD AS THE TIME THAT YOU WON IT.

JEALOUSY IS UNATTRACTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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