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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th July 2003

Dilbert//5206, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 17th July 2003


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engineers said to reporter technology is purtrid compensate ignore complaints witch hunt


Official transcript

The Boss is holding a newspaper and looks panicked. He says to Catbert, "Look what one of our engineers said to a reporter!"

Catbert reads, "Our technology is putrid, but we compensate by ignoring complaints."

The Boss asks Catbert, "You know what would be more fun than fixing those problems?"

Catbert exclaims, "Witch-hunt!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LOOK WHAT ONE OF OUR ENGINEERS SAID TO A REPORTER!

"OUR TECHNOLOGY IS PUTRID, BUT WE COMPENSATE BY IGNORING COMPLAINTS." YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE MORE FUN THAN FIXING THOSE PROBLEMS?

WITCH- HUNT !!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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