Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th September 2003

Dilbert//5267, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 16th September 2003

Tags

india institute of technology huge brain mental superiority re heat tea forehead fire

Official transcript

"At the India Institute of Technology, I learned to use my huge brain."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AT THE INDIA INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, I LEARNED TO USE MY HUGE BRAIN.

BUT I TRY NOT TO FRIGHTEN ORDINARY PEOPLE WITH ANY GRATUITOUS DISPLAYS OF MENTAL SUPERIORITY.

FOR EXAMPLE, I NO LONGER REHEAT MY TEA BY HOLDING IT TO MY FOREHEAD AND IMAGINING FIRE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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