Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th October 2003

Dilbert//5289, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 8th October 2003

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profitability year 3 key revenue comet strike oil crashes through wall abstractions presentation

Official transcript

"As requested, I wrote the business plan to show profitability by year three."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS REQUESTED, I WROTE THE BUSINESS PLAN TO SHOW PROFITABILITY BY YEAR THREE.

THE KEY REVENUE ASSUMPTION IS THAT AN ARMORED CAR CRASHES THROUGH THAT WALL AND SPILLS ITS CONTENTS.

AND DON'T STAND WHERE THE COMET IS ASSUMED TO STRIKE OIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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