Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th October 2003

Dilbert//5290, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 9th October 2003

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management retreat hawaii how many employees down size pay of trip against helicopter ride

Official transcript

"The management retreat in Hawaii was productive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE MANAGEMENT RETREAT IN HAWAII WAS PRODUCTIVE.

WE CALCULATED HOW MANY EMPLOYEES WE NEEDED TO DOWNSIZE TO PAY FOR THE TRIP.

DON'T BLAME ME, TED.

I VOTED AGAINST THE THIRD HELICOPTER RIDE.

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