Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th October 2003

Dilbert//5295, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 14th October 2003

Tags

hate people never allowed shoes dogbert hows my walking dial 1800

Official transcript

"I plan to make bumper stickers for pedestrians that say, 'How am I walking? Call 1-800 blah, blah, blah.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO MAKE BUMPER STICKERS FOR PEDESTRIANS THAT SAY, "HOW AM I WALKING? CALL 1- 800 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER AND REPORT PEOPLE, THEY'LL NEVER AGAIN BE ALLOWED TO PURCHASE SHOES!

THE BEST PART ABOUT HATING PEOPLE IS THAT I NEVER RUN OUT OF GREAT IDEAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Best Part About Hating People"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white male character, sitting on a green couch with a cup of coffee. He is engaged in a conversation with a ghost, who is also on the couch. The ghost asks Dilbert how he plans to make bumper stickers for pedestrians that say, "How am I walking? Call 1-800-BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

Dilbert responds by saying, "If you call the number and report people, they'll never again be allowed to purchase shoes!" The ghost then asks, "The best part about hating people is that I never run out of great ideas."

The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of hating people and the absurdity of creating bumper stickers for pedestrians. It also highlights the creative and humorous approach that Dilbert takes to dealing with difficult situations.

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