Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th October 2003

Dilbert//5295, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 14th October 2003

Tags

hate people never allowed shoes dogbert hows my walking dial 1800

Official transcript

"I plan to make bumper stickers for pedestrians that say, 'How am I walking? Call 1-800 blah, blah, blah.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO MAKE BUMPER STICKERS FOR PEDESTRIANS THAT SAY, "HOW AM I WALKING? CALL 1- 800 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER AND REPORT PEOPLE, THEY'LL NEVER AGAIN BE ALLOWED TO PURCHASE SHOES!

THE BEST PART ABOUT HATING PEOPLE IS THAT I NEVER RUN OUT OF GREAT IDEAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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