Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th October 2003

Dilbert//5309, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 28th October 2003

Tags

employee of week hose off company hose landing pad helicopter bird droppings

Official transcript

"Asok, you've been named 'Employee of the Week!'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, YOU'VE BEEN NAMED "EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK"!

THE TITLE GIVES YOU ACCESS TO THE EXECUTIVE HELICOPTER LANDING PAD ON THE ROOF.

AND BY "ACCESS" I MEAN YOU HOSE OFF THE BIRD DROPPINGS EVERY MORNING.

I GET TO USE THE COMPANY HOSE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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