Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th October 2003

Dilbert//5310, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 29th October 2003

Tags

evil dircetor comapnay free cholesterol screening bacon and cheese hoagies free hoagies

Official transcript

"Catbert: Evil HR Director."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL H.R. DIRECTOR THE COMPANY WILL PROVIDE FREE CHOLESTEROL SCREENING ON TUESDAY AT THE SAME TIME, WERE PROVIDING FREE BACON AND CHEESE HOAGIES ACROSS THE HALL.

IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

I HATE HIM, BUT I ALSO LOVE HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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