Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th December 2003

Dilbert//5360, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 18th December 2003

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worry paranoid beaver productivity rewarded alice merger boss

Official transcript

My strategy is to work like a paranoid beaver during the merger.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY STRATEGY IS TO WORK LIKE A PARANOID BEAVER DURING THE MERGER.

SURELY MY PRODUCTIVITY WILL BE NOTICED AND REWARDED WHEN THE DOWNSIZING BEGINS.

AND WHO IS ALICE?

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE BALD GUY WITH GLASSES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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