Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th December 2003

Dilbert//5361, first published 23 years ago on Friday 19th December 2003

Tags

made up language inventing language downsized no word

Official transcript

"Alice, I don't know the best way to say this but I'll try."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I DON'T KNOW THE BEST WAY TO SAY THIS BUT I'LL TRY.

0OG - NAH WAHGOO YAGGA BLIPHNOW ELGA NOOEY FIP WAH!

THAT'S A LANGUAGE I'M INVENTING IN MY SPARE TIME. IT HAS NO WORD FOR "YOU'RE DOWNSIZED." CHP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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