Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th December 2003

Dilbert//5362, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 20th December 2003

Tags

human resources evil director severance package spittle laugh purr bad package business

Official transcript

"Catbert: Evil director of Human Resources."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES WHAT KIND OF SEVERANCE PACKAGE DO I GET?

I CAN'T DECIDE IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR PURR, BUT THERE'S DEFINITELY SPITTLE IN YOUR FUTURE.

THIS IS A BAD PACKAGE.

PURRR-HA-HA HA-PURRR-HA HA-PURRR!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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