Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st December 2003

Dilbert//5363, first published 23 years ago on Sunday 21st December 2003

Tags

gaga gift money upcoming birthdays baby showers retirements promotions collecting money bag of moeny flush toilet involved more effcient sectional sofa

Official transcript

"I'm collecting money for miscellaneous gag gifts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M COLLECTING MONEY FOR MISCELLANEOUS GAG GIFTS.

WE'VE GOT UPCOMING BIRTHDAYS, BABY SHOWERS, RETIREMENTS, PROMOTIONS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

I'M COLLECTING ALL OF THE GAG GIFT MONEY IN ADVANCE.

THEN I'LL TAKE THE BAG OF MONEY AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET.

THAT WILL BE THE GAG.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A TOILET IS INVOLVED.

SO YOU CAN EITHER GIVE ME $ 100 NOW OR I'LL BE BACK TWENTY TIMES AT $5 A POP.

YOU CAN'T RESIST THE SIREN CALL OF A MORE EFFICIENT PROCESS. GIVE IT UP, ENGINEER-BOY!

HELLO, SECTIONAL SOFA!

SALE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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