Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd December 2003

Dilbert//5364, first published 23 years ago on Monday 22nd December 2003

Tags

career counseling mad about downsized involves punching kicking resume alice seeking job

Official transcript

"Career Counseling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAREER COUNSELING APPARENTLY YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT BEING DOWNSIZED.

ACCORDING TO YOUR RESUME, YOU'RE SEEKING A JOB THAT INVOLVES "PUNCHING A SHORT, STOCKY GUY WITH POINTY HAIR." IS THAT THE ONLY JOB YOUD CONSIDER?

I ALSO LIKE KICKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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