Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd December 2003

Dilbert//5364, first published 23 years ago on Monday 22nd December 2003

Tags

career counseling mad about downsized involves punching kicking resume alice seeking job

Official transcript

"Career Counseling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAREER COUNSELING APPARENTLY YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT BEING DOWNSIZED.

ACCORDING TO YOUR RESUME, YOU'RE SEEKING A JOB THAT INVOLVES "PUNCHING A SHORT, STOCKY GUY WITH POINTY HAIR." IS THAT THE ONLY JOB YOUD CONSIDER?

I ALSO LIKE KICKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Punching a Short, Stocky Guy with Pointy Hair"

Summary:

• A man is seeking a job and is asked about his qualifications.
• He responds by saying he is looking for a job that involves "punching a short, stocky guy with pointy hair."
• The interviewer asks if that is the only job he would consider.
• The man replies, "I also like kicking."
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the job search process and the challenges of finding employment.

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