Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd December 2003

Dilbert//5365, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 23rd December 2003

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alice rich guy care about personality hugged too tight

Official transcript

"Alice gets downsized."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE GETS DOWNSIZED MAYBE YOUR NEXT CAREER COULD BE MARRYING A RICH GUY.

THERE MUST BE A GUY OUT THERE WHO WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY.

IF SHE OFFERS YOU A GOODBYE HUG, DON'T TAKE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Alice Gets Downsized"

Summary:

Alice is shown in three panels, each depicting a different stage of her career. The first panel shows her being told that she may be marrying a rich man, implying that she is about to get married. The second panel reveals that she is actually being let go from her job, and her coworker is trying to comfort her. In the third panel, Alice is shown saying goodbye to her coworkers, with one of them offering her a hug, which she declines.

Key Points:

• Alice's career is being downsized.
• She is being let go from her job.
• Her coworkers are trying to comfort her.
• Alice declines a hug from one of her coworkers.
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the challenges of downsizing and the importance of maintaining a positive attitude.

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