Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd December 2003

Dilbert//5365, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 23rd December 2003

Tags

alice rich guy care about personality hugged too tight

Official transcript

"Alice gets downsized."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE GETS DOWNSIZED MAYBE YOUR NEXT CAREER COULD BE MARRYING A RICH GUY.

THERE MUST BE A GUY OUT THERE WHO WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY.

IF SHE OFFERS YOU A GOODBYE HUG, DON'T TAKE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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