Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th December 2003

Dilbert//5372, first published 23 years ago on Tuesday 30th December 2003

Tags

office relocation studied boss learned methods corner you scream about bright light

Official transcript

"I am in charge of the office relocation project, also known as O.R.P."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM IN CHARGE OF THE OFFICE RELOCATION PROJECT, ALSO KNOWN AS O.R.P.

I HAVE NEVER MANAGED ANYTHING, BUT I HAVE STUDIED OUR BOSS TO LEARN HIS METHODS.

LET'S SEE..

.. STEP ONE, I CORNER YOU. STEP TWO, I TALK UNTIL YOU SCREAM ABOUT SEEING A BRIGHT LIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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