Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th January 2004

Dilbert//5399, first published 22 years ago on Monday 26th January 2004

Tags

illusions of progress companys name hi tech sounding onomatopeoia duhflushtech lack of awareness

Official transcript

"You need to change the company's name to create the illusion of progress."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE COMPANY'S NAME TO CREATE THE ILLUSION OF PROGRESS.

THE NAME SHOULD BE HI - TECH SOUNDING WITH A HINT OF ONOMATOPOEIA THAT SIGNALS YOUR TOTAL LACK OF AWARENESS.

MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE "DUHFLUSHTECH, INC." 1 LIKE IT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.