Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th January 2004

Dilbert//5400, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 27th January 2004

Tags

deadly safety flaw stock plunge massive layoffs ruined career dead customers hardest

Official transcript

"Wally, I discovered a deadly safety flaw in our product. Who should I inform?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I DISCOVERED A DEADLY SAFETY FLAW IN OUR PRODUCT. WHO SHOULD I INFORM?

NO ONE. THE STOCK WOULD PLUNGE AND WE'D HAVE MASSIVE LAYOFFS. YOUR CAREER WOULD BE RUINED.

BUT MY NEGLIGENCE COULD CAUSE THE DEATHS OF A DOZEN CUSTOMERS.

THE FIRST DOZEN IS ALWAYS THE HARDEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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