Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th January 2004

Dilbert//5401, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 28th January 2004

Tags

products saftyproblem murderer killer swallowed a squirrel scone

Official transcript

"Alice, if I fail to blow the whistle on our product's safety product, I will be like a murderer!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, IF I FAIL TO BLOW THE WHISTLE ON OUR PRODUCT'S SAFETY PROBLEM, I WILL BE LIKE A MURDERER!

NO, TECHNICALLY YOU'D BE MORE LIKE A KILLER, YoU wuss.

MY GUTS FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE I SWAL - TOTALLY LOWED A SUCKED SQUIRREL. TUF DAVOR THIS SCONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Scone Incident"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a humorous workplace scenario.
• Alice, an employee, is concerned about the safety of a product and warns her boss, Dilbert, that if he fails to address the issue, she will report him to their boss, Wally.
• Dilbert dismisses Alice's concerns, leading her to threaten to report him to Wally.
• In a surprising twist, Dilbert reveals that he has swallowed a scone, which has resulted in a squirrel-like sensation in his stomach.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the characters' reactions to it.

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