Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th January 2004

Dilbert//5401, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 28th January 2004

Tags

products saftyproblem murderer killer swallowed a squirrel scone

Official transcript

"Alice, if I fail to blow the whistle on our product's safety product, I will be like a murderer!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, IF I FAIL TO BLOW THE WHISTLE ON OUR PRODUCT'S SAFETY PROBLEM, I WILL BE LIKE A MURDERER!

NO, TECHNICALLY YOU'D BE MORE LIKE A KILLER, YoU wuss.

MY GUTS FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE I SWAL - TOTALLY LOWED A SUCKED SQUIRREL. TUF DAVOR THIS SCONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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