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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th January 2004

Dilbert//5402, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 29th January 2004


Tags

safety law ceo email ceo blah blah blah negligence people die products safety


Open source transcript

IF YOU REFUSE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR PRODUCT'S SAFETY FLAW, I WILL BE FORCED TO CONTACT OUR CEO!

TRY IT.

THIS EMAIL WILL MAKE HIM DROP EVERYTHING AND CALL ME.

HUNDREDS WILL DIE...

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

WHATEVER. FORWARD THE MESSAGE TO THAT POINTY-HAIRED GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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