Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th February 2004

Dilbert//5429, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 25th February 2004

Tags

boss closes door hobby hurting boss leaves office

Official transcript

"Every time our pointy haired boss leaves his office, I sneak in and seal an air hole."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERY TIME OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS LEAVES HIS OFFICE, I SNEAK IN AND SEAL AN AIR HOLE.

I'M TRYING TO SEE IF HELL SUFFOCATE WHEN HE CLOSES HIS DOOR.

I'VE NEVER HAD A HOBBY BEFORE. I CAN SEE WHY PEOPLE LIKE THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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