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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th February 2004

Dilbert//5430, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 26th February 2004


Tags

dance with death secreatry desk work to early grave first to drop good morning first thing competition resentment anger


Official transcript

"Well, look who came back to dance with death."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WELL, LOOK WHO DANCE WITH DEATH.

ONCE AGAIN YOU WILL TRY TO WORK ME TO AN EARLY GRAVE AND I WILL BOOK YOU ON DANGEROUS BUSINESS TRIPS.

WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO DROP?

WHO?

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO "GOOD MORNING"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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