Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th February 2004

Dilbert//5431, first published 22 years ago on Friday 27th February 2004

Tags

paranoid emplooyees trying to kill pauses between words no payment ruled out paranoia session therapist session crazy couch offensive cheap reluctance to heal

Open source transcript

I THINK MY EMPLOYEES ARE TRYING TO KILL ME. AM I PARANOID?

PUT YOUR ANSWER IN AN EMAIL. I DON T WANT TO BE PAYING FOR THE PAUSES BETWEEN YOUR WORDS.

I'VE RULED OUT PARANOIA.

PHEW! THAT'S A RELIEF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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