Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th February 2004

Dilbert//5431, first published 22 years ago on Friday 27th February 2004

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paranoid emplooyees trying to kill pauses between words no payment ruled out paranoia session therapist session crazy couch offensive cheap reluctance to heal

Open source transcript

I THINK MY EMPLOYEES ARE TRYING TO KILL ME. AM I PARANOID?

PUT YOUR ANSWER IN AN EMAIL. I DON T WANT TO BE PAYING FOR THE PAUSES BETWEEN YOUR WORDS.

I'VE RULED OUT PARANOIA.

PHEW! THAT'S A RELIEF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Paranoid"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his corporate job, in a humorous exchange with his therapist. The conversation begins with Dilbert's concern about his employees' intentions, which he believes are to kill him. His therapist, attempting to help him, suggests that he put his answer in an email and refrain from paying for the pauses between his words. Dilbert, however, rules out paranoia and instead claims to be experiencing relief. The therapist's response, "Phew, that's a relief," is met with Dilbert's skepticism, as he questions whether she has any idea what he's going through. The strip pokes fun at the corporate culture and the challenges of navigating workplace relationships.

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