Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th March 2004

Dilbert//5451, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 18th March 2004

Tags

trolls hell payroll system automated sadistic phone system tech support complicated

Official transcript

Are you the troll that handles our payroll system? I have a problem.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU THE TROLL THAT HANDLES OUR PAYROLL SYSTEM?

I HAVE A PROBLEM.

PROBLEMS ARE HANDLED BY OUR AUTOMATED SADISTIC PHONE SYSTEM.

FOR TECH SUPPORT, PRESS THE EXACT VALUE OF 22 DIVIDED BY 7.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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