Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th March 2004

Dilbert//5461, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 28th March 2004

Tags

fiduciary responsibilty maximize shareholder value quality safety top priority obeying law

Official transcript

"Remember, quality is our top priority."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

REMEMBER, QUALITY IS OUR TOP PRIORITY.

QUESTION: IS IT MORE IMPORTANT THAN SAFETY?

OOH... I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE.

QUESTION: IS QUALITY MORE IMPORTANT THAN OBEYING THE LAW?

QUALITY WELL, PROBABLY NOT.

IF WE COULD MAXIMIZE SHAREHOLDER VALUE BY SELLING LOWER QUALITY ITEMS...

...WOULDN'T WE HAVE A FIDUCIARY RESPONSIBILITY TO DO IT?

HMM I'M SURE IT'S IN THE TOP FOUR.

QUALIT WHAT IF WE HAD TO LIE TO ACHIEVE QUALITY?

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