Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th March 2004

Dilbert//5462, first published 22 years ago on Monday 29th March 2004

Tags

televison show doctor dogbert lazy immoral fat morons

Official transcript

"I plan to start my own television talk show."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAN TO START MY OWN TELEVISION TALK SHOW.

I'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO "DOCTOR DOGBERT" SO PEOPLE THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO CALL THEM LAZY, IMMORAL, FAT MORONS.

YOU ALREADY CALL PEOPLE THOSE NAMES.

YEAH, BUT I WANT THEM TO THANK ME FOR IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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