Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th March 2004

Dilbert//5463, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 30th March 2004

Tags

doctor dogbert show immoral moron lazy miracle worker passing judgement selfish time waster

Official transcript

Doctor Dogbert Show

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOCTOR DOGBERT SHOW YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE A LAZY, SELFISH, IMMORAL MORON.

SHOULDN'T YOU LISTEN TO MY STORY BEFORE PASSING JUDGMENT?

I'M ADDING "TIME-WASTER" TO THE LIST.

YOU'RE LIKE A MIRACLE WORKER!

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