Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th March 2004

Dilbert//5463, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 30th March 2004

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doctor dogbert show immoral moron lazy miracle worker passing judgement selfish time waster

Official transcript

Doctor Dogbert Show

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOCTOR DOGBERT SHOW YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE A LAZY, SELFISH, IMMORAL MORON.

SHOULDN'T YOU LISTEN TO MY STORY BEFORE PASSING JUDGMENT?

I'M ADDING "TIME-WASTER" TO THE LIST.

YOU'RE LIKE A MIRACLE WORKER!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Time-Waster"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2014, features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, and Dogbert, his cynical and manipulative dog. The scene unfolds in a therapist's office, where Dogbert is the therapist and Dilbert is the patient.

Key Panels:

• Panel 1: Dogbert, seated in a chair, addresses Dilbert, who is lying on a couch. Dogbert says, "Your problem is that you're a lazy, selfish, immoral moron."
• Panel 2: Dilbert responds, "Shouldn't you listen to my story before passing judgment?"
• Panel 3: Dogbert retorts, "I'm adding 'time-waster' to the list. You're like a miracle worker!"

Humor and Satire:

The comic strip pokes fun at the common phenomenon of people seeking therapy as a way to avoid taking responsibility for their actions. Dogbert's sarcastic remarks and Dilbert's reactions highlight the absurdity of the situation. The strip also satirizes the idea that people often use therapy as a means to justify their own laziness and immorality.

Overall:

The comic strip "Time-Waster" is a humorous and satirical take on the human tendency to seek excuses for our shortcomings. Through Dogbert's witty remarks and Dilbert's reactions, the strip cleverly critiques the flaws in human behavior and the ways in which we often try to justify them.

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