Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st March 2004

Dilbert//5464, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 31st March 2004

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DOCTOR DOGBERT SHOW MY NEXT GUEST IS ADDICTED TO PLASTIC SURGERY.

I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THE WHOLE DINOSAUR LOOK, 50 I JUST WENT FOR IT.

DO YOU HAVE SOME PLAINSPOKEN ADVICE FOR ME?

SHUT UP , YOU FREAK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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