Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st April 2004

Dilbert//5465, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 1st April 2004

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doctor dogbert show big woman little man tv show freak show man hot dog bun doll like husband interview tv camera

Official transcript

Doctor Dogbert Show

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOCTOR DOGBERT SHOW TODAY WELL MEET A COUPLE WHO HAVE A COMMON PROBLEM.

I MAKE HIM SLEEP IN A GIGANTIC HOT DOG BUN.

CAN I SEE IT?

NO..

PLEASE.

AND THE PROBLEM IS THAT HE SNORES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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