Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st May 2004

Dilbert//5495, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 1st May 2004

Tags

invoices unauthorized dedcutions standard industry practice dance like chickens chicken are funny

Official transcript

"You can rob your small suppliers by making unauthorized deductions from their invoices."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN ROB YOUR SMALL SUPPLIERS BY MAKING UNAUTHORIZED DEDUCTIONS FROM THEIR INVOICES.

WHEN THEY COMPLAIN, SAY IT'S A STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE AND THREATEN TO TAKE YOUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE!

THEN MAKE THEM DANCE LIKE CHICKENS!

!!

CHICKENS ARE FUNNY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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