Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd May 2004

Dilbert//5496, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 2nd May 2004

Tags

stock investing valuable data project on schedule refines data ceo accountants nanotaechnology discount brokerage investors secret society donald trumps

Open source transcript

DOGBERT EXPLAINS STOCK INVESTING FIRST, EMPLOYEES PROVIDE VALUABLE DATA.

IS YOUR PROJECT ON I DIDN'T KNOW I A MANAGER REFINES THE DATA.

WE'RE ON SCHEDULE.

THE CEO GIVES "VISIBILITY TO ANALYSTS.

NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER.

PAY ATTENTION.

ACCOUNTANTS PUBLISH BAD NEWS IN FOOTNOTES USING A COMBINATION OF NANOTECHNOLOGY AND GIBBERISH.

STILL TOO OBVIOUS.

PROJECT.

DISCOUNT BROKERAGE FIRMS TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE SMART.

USE YOUR OWN IDEAS!

INVESTORS DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH.

BUY IT BECAUSE I DID.

THANK YOU.

UNBIASED STRANGER!

A SECRET SOCIETY OF DONALD TRUMP LOOKALIKES END UP WITH ALL YOUR MONEY.

YOU'RE FIRED.

YOU ARE!

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