Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd May 2004
Dilbert//5496, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 2nd May 2004
Tags
stock investing valuable data project on schedule refines data ceo accountants nanotaechnology discount brokerage investors secret society donald trumps
Open source transcript
DOGBERT EXPLAINS STOCK INVESTING FIRST, EMPLOYEES PROVIDE VALUABLE DATA.
IS YOUR PROJECT ON I DIDN'T KNOW I A MANAGER REFINES THE DATA.
WE'RE ON SCHEDULE.
THE CEO GIVES "VISIBILITY TO ANALYSTS.
NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER.
PAY ATTENTION.
ACCOUNTANTS PUBLISH BAD NEWS IN FOOTNOTES USING A COMBINATION OF NANOTECHNOLOGY AND GIBBERISH.
STILL TOO OBVIOUS.
PROJECT.
DISCOUNT BROKERAGE FIRMS TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE SMART.
USE YOUR OWN IDEAS!
INVESTORS DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH.
BUY IT BECAUSE I DID.
THANK YOU.
UNBIASED STRANGER!
A SECRET SOCIETY OF DONALD TRUMP LOOKALIKES END UP WITH ALL YOUR MONEY.
YOU'RE FIRED.
YOU ARE!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Dogbert Explains Stock Investing"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2004, revolves around Dogbert's attempt to educate employees on stock investing. However, his explanations are met with confusion and skepticism. The employees are unsure about the project's schedule, and Dogbert's response, "Is your project on schedule? I didn't know I had a project," further fuels their confusion.
As the conversation progresses, Dogbert's explanations become increasingly convoluted, leading to a series of humorous misunderstandings. The employees are left scratching their heads, and the CEO's statement, "No problems whatsoever," adds to the absurdity of the situation.
In the end, the employees are fired, and Dogbert is left to ponder the consequences of his actions. The comic strip pokes fun at the complexities of stock investing and the challenges of communicating technical information to non-experts.
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