Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd May 2004

Dilbert//5497, first published 22 years ago on Monday 3rd May 2004

Tags

80 hour week crazy talk less work loofah evil director human resources business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I'M WORKING 80 HOURS A WEEK. I BARELY HAVE TIME TO BATHE.

TRY USING YOUR TONGUE DURING MEETINGS. IT'S LIKE A BATH AND A LOOFAH ALL IN ONE.

OR I COULD DO LESS WORK.

THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

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