Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd May 2004

Dilbert//5497, first published 22 years ago on Monday 3rd May 2004

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80 hour week crazy talk less work loofah evil director human resources business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I'M WORKING 80 HOURS A WEEK. I BARELY HAVE TIME TO BATHE.

TRY USING YOUR TONGUE DURING MEETINGS. IT'S LIKE A BATH AND A LOOFAH ALL IN ONE.

OR I COULD DO LESS WORK.

THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, who is known for his sarcastic and humorous comments.
• In this particular strip, Catbert is seen in a meeting with an employee, who is complaining about the amount of time they have to spend in the bathroom during work hours.
• Catbert responds by suggesting that the employee try using their tongue during meetings, implying that it would be a more efficient way to communicate.
• The employee is shocked and amused by Catbert's suggestion, and the two share a laugh at the absurdity of the idea.
• The strip ends with Catbert saying "That's crazy talk," which is a catchphrase he often uses to dismiss his employees' concerns or suggestions.
• Overall, the comic strip showcases Catbert's dry wit and sarcasm, as well as his tendency to poke fun at the conventions of office life.

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