Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th May 2004

Dilbert//5504, first published 22 years ago on Monday 10th May 2004

Tags

vogue madonna hug liar gandhi dancing lunch table

Official transcript

"So I was dancing with Madonna and went "Vogue"

like this. She liked the idea and made a video."

"You've either had a fascinating life or you're a huge liar. I'm still undecided."

"Ghandi said the same thing. SO I said, 'I'm not eating until you take it back.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO I WAS DANCING WITH MADONNA AND WENT "VOGUE" LIKE THIS. SHE LIKED THE IDEA AND MADE A VIDEO.

YOU'VE EITHER HAD A FASCINATING LIFE OR YOU'RE A HUGE LIAR. I'M STILL UNDECIDED.

GANDHI SAID THE SAME THING. SO I SAID, "I'M NOT EATING UNTIL YOU TAKE IT BACK."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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