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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th May 2004

Dilbert//5505, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 11th May 2004


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non credible guy invented reality tv preposterous stories picture hostility & curiosity einstein entertain realtives new theory liar pathological liar lies


Official transcript

"The non-credible guy"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE NON-CREDIBLE GUY AND THAT'S HOW I INVENTED "REALITY TV." WHY DON'T YOU KEEP TELLING ME PREPOSTEROUS STORIES WHILE I STARE AT YOU WITH A MIXTURE OF HOSTILITY AND CURIOSITY?

AND THEN EINSTEIN ASKED ME TO ENTERTAIN HIS RELATIVES WHILE HE THOUGHT OF A NAME FOR HIS NEW THEORY.

GOOD GOOD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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