Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th May 2004

Dilbert//5506, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 12th May 2004

Tags

approval for expenses sounds suspious heart transplant note from surgeon illiterate surgeon non credible guy

Official transcript

"The non-credible guy"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NON-CREDIBLE GUY DID YOU GET APPROVAL FOR THESE EXPENSES?

WHAT? OH, YES, I DID.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING YOU SAY SOUND SO SUSPICIOUS?

BECAUSE I JUST HAD A HEART TRANSPLANT.

I'D LIKE TO SEE A NOTE FROM YOUR SURGEON.

HE'S ILLITERATE.

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