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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th May 2004

Dilbert//5507, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 13th May 2004


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safety manual budget for binders deadly binders injury cheap binders find budget


Official transcript

"Wally, I want you to update the safety manual and distribute it."

"I don't have much of a budget for binders, so use the cheapest ones you can find."

"Hello, this is 'Deadly Binders, Inc.' How may I injure you?"

"Gaaa!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, I WANT YOU TO UPDATE THE SAFETY MANUAL AND DISTRIBUTE IT.

I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A BUDGET FOR BINDERS, SO USE THE CHEAPEST ONES YOU CAN FIND.

HELLO, THIS IS "DEADLY BINDERS, INC." HOW MAY I INJURE YOU?

GAAA !!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Deadly Binders, Inc."

Summary:

The comic strip features Wally, a character from the popular Dilbert series, in a humorous exchange with his boss. Wally is tasked with updating the safety manual and distributing it, but he has no budget for binders. His boss, however, has found a solution: "Deadly Binders, Inc." - a company that sells binders at a low cost, but with a warning label that reads, "Use at your own risk." The punchline lies in the fact that the binders are so cheap, they may be hazardous to use. The strip pokes fun at the idea of finding cheap solutions to problems, while also highlighting the importance of safety and caution.

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