Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th May 2004

Dilbert//5507, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 13th May 2004

Tags

safety manual budget for binders deadly binders injury cheap binders find budget

Official transcript

"Wally, I want you to update the safety manual and distribute it."

"I don't have much of a budget for binders, so use the cheapest ones you can find."

"Hello, this is 'Deadly Binders, Inc.' How may I injure you?"

"Gaaa!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I WANT YOU TO UPDATE THE SAFETY MANUAL AND DISTRIBUTE IT.

I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A BUDGET FOR BINDERS, SO USE THE CHEAPEST ONES YOU CAN FIND.

HELLO, THIS IS "DEADLY BINDERS, INC." HOW MAY I INJURE YOU?

GAAA !!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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