Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th May 2004

Dilbert//5508, first published 22 years ago on Friday 14th May 2004

Tags

approval new safety manual wear protective gloves safety goggles blood grabbed

Official transcript

I need your approval on the new safety manual. "Gaaa!!! Sharp edges!! Gaaa!!! It grabbed my hand!!!"

"Chapter One: Wear protective gloves and safety goggles at all times."

"Aaaiieee!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR APPROVAL ON THE NEW SAFETY MANUAL.

GAAA!!! SHARP EDGES!!! GAAA!!!

IT GRABBED MY HAND!!!

CHAPTER ONE: WEAR PROTECTIVE GLOVES AND SAFETY GOGGLES AT ALL TIMES.

AAA IIEEE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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