Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th May 2004

Dilbert//5509, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 15th May 2004

Tags

workplace injuries 10 thousand percent new safety manuals website blood pressure rising technology

Official transcript

"Workplace injuries are up ten thousand percent since I distributed the new safety manuals."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WORKPLACE INJURIES ARE UP TEN THOUSAND PERCENT SINCE I DISTRIBUTED THE NEW SAFETY MANUALS.

THE BINDERS HAVE SHARP EDGES AND, APPARENTLY, A CURSE.

I ASKED ASOK TO HELP PUT IT ON OUR WEBSITE.

HANDS...50 NUMB.

EYES... STRAINED.

BLOOD PRESSURE RISING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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