Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th May 2004
Dilbert//5510, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 16th May 2004
Tags
celebrity business plan commit crime hire lawyer reality tv show gain weight tabloids spokesperson weight loss product write children book rehab addicted to painkillers plan future plans goals sensationalism
Official transcript
"Would you review my celebrity business plan?"
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WOULD YOU REVIEW MY CELEBRITY BUSINESS PLAN?
SURE FIRST, I'LL COMMIT A SENSATIONAL CRIME THAT THE MEDIA CAN'T IGNORE.
THEN I'LL HIRE CELEBRITY LAWYER JOHNNY "RED" GALIPIGOS TO HELP ME BEAT THE RAP.
I'LL USE MY FAME TO LAND A PART ON A REALITY TV SHOW WHERE I WILL WIN BY CHEATING.
THEN I'LL GAIN A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT SO THE TABLOIDS WILL FIXATE ON ME.
BURPO THEN I'LL BECOME A SPOKESPERSON FOR A WEIGHT LOSS PRODUCT.
IT WORKS!
LASTLY, I'LL WRITE CHILDREN'S BOOKS.
WHAT A BOUT REHAB?
GOOD CATCH. I TOTALLY FORGOT THE PART WHERE I GET ADDICTED TO PAINKILLERS.
OTHERWISE.
IT LOOKS GOOD.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
The comic strip in the image is titled "Dilbert" and was originally published in the newspaper.
Summary of the Comic Strip
The comic strip follows the adventures of Dilbert, a white anthropomorphic dog, as he navigates his career as a businessperson. In this particular strip, Dilbert is determined to achieve his goals by hiring a celebrity lawyer, Johnny "Red Galipigos", to help him win a reality TV show. He also plans to use his fame to promote his weight loss product and children's books.
Key Points
- Dilbert hires a celebrity lawyer to help him win a reality TV show.
- He plans to use his fame to promote his weight loss product and children's books.
- The comic strip is a humorous take on the challenges of achieving success in the business world.
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