Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th May 2004

Dilbert//5511, first published 22 years ago on Monday 17th May 2004

Tags

secret society executive secretaries subjugation humiliation misery afternoon schedule

Official transcript

"Today is the day that the secret society of executive secretaries takes over the world."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY IS THE DAY THAT THE SECRET SOCIETY OF EXECUTIVE SECRETARIES TAKES OVER THE WORLD.

CAROL, WHAT'S ON MY SCHEDULE THIS MORNING?

SUBJUGATION, HUMILIATION AND MISERY!

HA HA !

HOW'S THE AFTERNOON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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