Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th July 2004

Dilbert//5562, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 7th July 2004

Tags

grew beard waiting for boss noexercise bearded guys no discipline even numbered pages suspenders cigars restaurant

Official transcript

"I grew a beard while waiting for my boss to get off the phone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GREW THE BEARD WHILE WAITING FOR MY BOSS TO GET OFF THE PHONE.

THEN I REALIZED I DON'T NEED TO EXER - CIZE BECAUSE NO ONE EXPECTS BEARDED GUYS TO HAVE ANY DISCIPLINE.

I'LL HAVE EVERYTHING ON THE EVEN -NUMBERED PAGES, A CIGAR AND ...DO YOU SELL SUSPENDERS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Discipline and Suspenders"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a beard, sitting at a table with a woman.
• Dilbert has grown his beard while waiting for his boss to get off the phone.
• He realizes he doesn't need to exercise because no one expects bearded guys to have any discipline.
• Dilbert decides to sell suspenders to make money.
• The woman asks if he sells cigars, and Dilbert responds that he'll have everything on the even-numbered pages of a cigar and suspenders catalog.

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