Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th July 2004

Dilbert//5563, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 8th July 2004

Tags

more time no shaving all forms of hygiene unwashed telecommunting clown shoes long toe nails

Official transcript

"I save so much time by not shaving that Im considering giving up all forms of hygiene."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SAVE SO MUCH TIME BY NOT SHAVING THAT I'M CONSIDERING GIVING UP ALL FORMS OF HYGIENE.

I'D PHASE INTO IT BY HAVING A FEW UNWASHED TELECOMMUTING DAYS PER WEEK.

AND IF YOU WEAR CLOWN SHOES, YOU NEVER NEED TO CLIP YOUR TOENAILS.

I SHOULD BE WRITING THIS DOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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