Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th July 2004

Dilbert//5564, first published 22 years ago on Friday 9th July 2004

Tags

shave beard time slows to crawl envelope licker

Official transcript

"I decided to shave off the beard I grew when I was waiting for my boss to get off the phone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO SHAVE OFF THE BEARD I GREW WHEN I WAS WAITING FOR MY BOSS TO GET OFF THE PHONE.

BEARD? I HADN'T NOTICED.

THIS WILL TAKE AWHILE, SO I'LL WAIT UNTIL TIME SLOWS TO A CRAWL AND DO IT THEN.

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT MY FIRST JOB AS AN ENVELOPE LICKER?

CLICK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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