Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th July 2004

Dilbert//5565, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 10th July 2004

Tags

evil director himan resources good bye party making t shirts last of cake

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES WE'RE PLANNING A GOODBYE PARTY FOR DOWNSIZEES.

I'M MAKING T-SHIRTS SO IT'S EASY TO TELL WHO THE SPECIAL GUESTS ARE.

I GOT THE LAST OF THE CAKE.

I'M SPECIAL

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