Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th October 2004

Dilbert//5659, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 12th October 2004

Tags

evil director human resources good news employee trunover scented kitty litter downhill quality business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil director of human resources

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES GOOD NEWS ABOUT EMPLOYEE TURNOVER..

I'M POSTPONING MY PLAN TO BURY POOR PERFORMERS IN SCENTED KITTY LITTER.

IS IT JUST ME OR HAS THE QUALITY OF GOOD NEWS GONE DOWNHILL?

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