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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th October 2004

Dilbert//5660, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 13th October 2004


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p-u ratio sky rocketing productivity useful mistake distarction backwards


Official transcript

"Your P/U ratio is skyrocketing again."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR P/U RATIO IS SKYROCKETING AGAIN.

MY WHAT?

PRODUCTIVITY- TO - USEFULNESS. IT MEANS YOU PRODUCE A LOT.

BUT EVERYTHING YOU PRODUCE IS A MISTAKE OR A DISTRACTION.

I TOLD YOU LAST TIME TO DO LESS WORK!

...

I DID THAT BACKWARDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Productivity-to-Usefulness Ratio"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip revolves around a conversation between the boss and an employee. The employee asks about the P/U ratio, which has sky-rocketed again. The boss explains that productivity-to-usefulness means producing a lot but everything produced is a mistake or a distraction. The employee then asks if the boss did less work, to which the boss replies that he did that backwards.

Key Points:

  • The P/U ratio has increased again.
  • Productivity-to-usefulness means producing a lot but everything produced is a mistake or a distraction.
  • The boss did less work, but did it in reverse.

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