Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th December 2004

Dilbert//5722, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 14th December 2004

Tags

stock guy conflicts of interest knocked out fist down throat violence crime

Official transcript

I didn't like the way he was looking at me. "This isn't good."

"He was the only stock analyst who had a "buy"

recommendation on our company."

"I think we're a "hold"

now."

"Where will we find another one with so much conflict of interest??!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT ME.

THIS ISN'T GOOD.

HE WAS THE ONLY STOCK ANALYST WHO HAD A "BUY" RECOMMENDATION ON OUR COMPANY.

I THINK WE'RE A "HOLD" NOW.

WHERE WILL WE FIND ANOTHER ONE WITH SO MUCH CONFLICT OF INTEREST??!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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